Bunking!!!! For all professional students....which class of bunkers do u belong to???

Defination of Bunking!!! i saw it smwere its cool
The Art and Science Of Bunking (1)
A case review by Nitin Bhatt & Mohsin Parwez

Definition: Bhatt & Parwez (2005) define bunking as, “The Art and Science of preventing boredom, prolonging life, promoting physical and mental efficiency through organized community efforts of the bunkers, so as to ensure every bunker a high standard of living adequate for the maintenance of health and the associated benefits. It enables every bunker to realize his/her birthright of bunking while maintaining the psychological integrity of the bunker and enable a harmonious relationship with classmates and lecturers”

Classification:
1. Hi-Profile bunkers- People who have a long history, very skilled and generally accepted to have ‘Great Potential’. They are easily detected and subsequently grounded.
2. Low-Profile bunkers- Very skilled at the art of going undetected for several terms.
3. Novice (Beginner) bunker- Newbie to the art. They require great patience and should be handled with care. Caution: They are very easily spooked and are jumpy.
4. Psudobunkers: These are deceptive cheats that every bunker must be aware of. They incite bunking and the generally found attending

Etiology:
It is a chronic problem and is found in every educational institution from its inception till the end of time. It shows a genetic preponderance for males. The BuNk Gene in the fat arm of the Attend Chromosome has been implicated as the cause.

Pathogenesis:
The Bunk Gene is activated on prolonged exposure to classroom environment. The bunker shows a multitude of psychosomatic symptoms and disturbances apart from the usual Nausea, Vomiting and Headache
1. Restlessness
2. Pulling of Hair
3. Generalized itching
4. Sweating
All These factors, ultimately lead to his absence.

Clinical Features shown by Bunkers:
1. Increased Length of hair
2. Deposition of Abdominal fat
3. Lethargy
4. Increased appetite

Investigations:
1. Verbal Interrogation
2. Increased visits to the Princi